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FI-Joe-Pisani

Take it to the bank

In my younger days, I always paid in cash because I didn’t have a credit card. Today, everyone has a credit card, and we’re either in debt or victims of identity theft.

FI-Joe-Pisani

Who wants to be a billionaire?

I finally read some good news. It turns out there are 155 more billionaires in the world.

FI-Joe-Pisani

Marital bliss

I’ve spent my life trying to make women happy, from my mother to my wife to my four daughters to my dog. But I don’t think I was very successful.

FI-Joe-Pisani

Less prudes, more nudes

I’ve waited a few weeks for the dust to settle over the nude celebrity photo scandal because I wanted to see who the next casualty would be.

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